we learn a lot from this election

This is from my friend Ir. Wan Yusoff

io, amy, agr, bob, rs, tsaa, bs, al

at least we learn a lot from this election:

1- we learn that the Malays have thicker skins
2- we learn that destroying any place of worship is not acceptable to all races
3- we learn that building a palace where there is no sultan is not acceptable
4- we learn that sons-in-laws are not the same as sons or daughters.
5- we learn that sleeping too much will also affect the brain
6- we learn that getting the defence lawyer to write the essay for the judge is not acceptable
7- we learn that the pictures on the banners does not create love but hatred
8- we learn that blogging is more cost-effective for political campaigns
9- we learn that nobody have any sympathy for a birthday boy
10- we learn that getting the govt servants like igp or spr on your side will reduce your popularity
11- we learn that its bad luck to play with the keris
12- we learn that its not acceptable to call people 'stupid' but its quite ok to call them 'orang utan'
13- we learn that if a little girl wants to give you flowers you jolly well should entertain her
14- we learn that if you want to win the election get yourself admitted to kamunting or sg buloh first - only one 'passport' is required for the whole family
15- we learn that if anybody wants to sell you big boxes of inks cheap cheap - don't buy.
16- we learn that not only cats have nine lives
17- we learn that you can start something but once its started you can't stop it.
18- we learn not to take the tourist bus during election day or a day before.
19- we learn that all the important files should be kept at home before election just in case somebody needs to move into your office.

wan